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reallyreallyreallytrying:

donkey kong being a villain in industrial settings and a hero in jungle settings is a perfect illustration of what the unabomber was talking about

dankmemeuniversity:

starbuckssollux:

zaggot:

life was simpler when we were kids and thought the name bob was the funniest possible thing in the world

setheverman:

i feel like i just had an encounter with jesus

reallyreallyreallytrying:

you: watching comedies in order to laugh. me: watching comedies in order to see who the caterers were in the end credits and check out their menu on line

reallyreallyreallytrying:

the “canary in the coal mine” technique was used by miners to detect when there was enough gas in the air to deter bird attacks

reallyreallyreallytrying:

when i walk into a room i check any pots or urns for valuable coins and jewels

reallyreallyreallytrying:

if someone at the supermarket impresses me with their item selection i’ll follow em for a while and see what else they pick up and get some for myself

reallyreallyreallytrying:

(looking a photo of kermit the frog) that’s cool. who is it

reallyreallyreallytrying:

more and more people are turning to sparkling water to deliver the bubbles that still water simply can’t - or won’t

jokeboy:

haiku-robot:

jokeboy:

I’m a simple boy I wake up I say hewwo I go back to bed

i’m a simple boy

i wake up i say hewwo

i go back to bed

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